The Onion Princess (decrepitmonkey) wrote in thesecretlove,
The Onion Princess
decrepitmonkey
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WWCBD?

The holy word from the holy scriptures:

http://pirates.wikia.com/wiki/Quote:Cutler_Beckett


K: i think we need to remake that whole movie

D: LOL
err
ok

K: we will change EVERYTHING
and it will be awesome

D: Will and Elizabeth will live happily ever after with their bratty pirate children
Jack will be the new captain of the flying Dutchman
kraken lives
Bootstrap Bill dies
Norrington marries me

K: and we'll hire hans zimmer to make an amazing kraken song reprise

D: Cutler Beckett lives to become the first rock 'n' Roll star because Keith Richards is a fuckin' sell out

K: LOL

D: with 2 fangirls

K: cutler beckett becomes the chuck norris of pirates-land

D: Yes, that too

K: and he grows a beard

D: D;
nuuuu

K: ok
an invisible beard
with a fist behind it
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